geekgirlextraordinaire:

vicfuentortilla:

accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont

oh my god the accuracy.

milkglassmao is poor Nani)

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mildlyamused:

authenticbougie:

theprinceofsnark:

thecolorofroses:

You forgot some:

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Good god it got better.

LUCIOUS MALFOY WAS CHAZ-CHERRY FROM SWEET NOVEMBER?

I love how it’s all cross-dressing and then you get to Norman Reedus and suddenly are questioning why the men in your life aren’t wearing a smokey eye on dates.

You forgot another!!!!

Willem Dafoe

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silvermoon424:

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Hey, guys, here’s a list of the major websites that were impacted by the Heartbleed bug and what their current status is (this was created only a few hours ago so it’s up-to-date). Thankfully, the most important site of all (meaning, the site that would really fuck you over if it was hacked into), PayPal, was never vulnerable in the first place, so if you use PayPal, your credit card and bank account information has always been safe.

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HELP!! What IS this thing???

A few quick faqs…

1) it is over 2 lbs
2) it is about 3 inches tall or so…
3) it has numbers around it
35 36 44 37 38 40
The number 43 is on the side.
4) It rattles like something is in it.
5) it appears to be riveted.


I’m worried that this is either a piece of ammunition or a puzzle box that when it opens, it will release doom upon us all…

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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mildlyamused:

maybe covering yourself in the sheet protects you from ghosts because to them you’re basically wearing the skin of their fellow ghosts and nobody’s gonna fuck with that 

mildlyamused:

OMG SO CUTE!
zeevs (via Not so old Enemies by zeevs on deviantART)

I demand backstory now!  What would 4 turtles have done to a child to make him hate them so?!?!?!?

mildlyamused:

OMG SO CUTE!

zeevs (via Not so old Enemies by zeevs on deviantART)

I demand backstory now!  

What would 4 turtles have done to a child to make him hate them so?!?!?!?

cracked:

What a fun sexy apocalypse time for you!
5 Questions That Movie Plots Never Seem to Answer

#5. How Is Everybody Blow Drying Their Hair?
Look at those clean, voluminous tresses! In real life, long hair that’s left to dry naturally without product will usually either hang limp against the scalp like depressed pasta or turn into a frizzy head-labyrinth. Nothing in nature produces those soft, perfectly symmetrical curls. They’re the work of either a blow dryer and a round brush or a curling iron and a hell of a lot of mousse, and none of those things can be grown in someone’s survivalist vegetable garden or rigged together out of the corpses of our new robotic overlords. 

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cracked:

What a fun sexy apocalypse time for you!

5 Questions That Movie Plots Never Seem to Answer

#5. How Is Everybody Blow Drying Their Hair?

Look at those clean, voluminous tresses! In real life, long hair that’s left to dry naturally without product will usually either hang limp against the scalp like depressed pasta or turn into a frizzy head-labyrinth. Nothing in nature produces those soft, perfectly symmetrical curls. They’re the work of either a blow dryer and a round brush or a curling iron and a hell of a lot of mousse, and none of those things can be grown in someone’s survivalist vegetable garden or rigged together out of the corpses of our new robotic overlords. 

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When I become an evil villain, I need to ensure I have an ample supply of sharks.